Archive for October, 2013

Spinspeak Bulletin on Government Shutdown

Tuesday, October 1st, 2013

A reliable source who remains anonymous because he was not authorized to speak reports that the Obama Administration’s in a move to protect the self esteem of government workers furloughed in a government shutdown has banned calling  these public servants non-essential even if they are.

Accordingly , be advised:

  • Non-essential workers  will henceforth be called non-excepted workers.
  • Essential workers will henceforth be called excepted workers.