Spinspeak (Cutespeak Phyla) from the Corporate Cubicles

The corporate spin machine:

seagull manager = an executive who flies in, makes a lot of noise, relieves himself on everything, and then leaves,

blamestorming = a meeting called to discuss why a project failed and who is at fault.

salmon day = a day spent swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

assmosis = a career success strategy based on sucking up to your boss as opposed to doing any work.

percussive maintenance = the common man technique of seeking to make a technological marvel work by kicking it.

404 = a person who is clueless, a designation derived from frustrating Internet error message “404 not found” meaning a requested document has been lost in the ether.

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